I wrote a quick note just to say
You make me feel kinda gay
This warm fuzzy feeling deep in my gut
Makes me want to touch your butt
I know you think I’m just a tease
And much prefer me on my knees
So today you’ll get some silly prose
I hope this made you wrinkle your nose
Or even gave a passing glance
To what you have in those pants
Because my dear, no work tonight
Means I’ve got your cock in my sight
So smile as you read and look away
I’m going to suck that cock today