I wrote a quick note just to say

You make me feel kinda gay

This warm fuzzy feeling deep in my gut

Makes me want to touch your butt

I know you think I’m just a tease

And much prefer me on my knees

So today you’ll get some silly prose

I hope this made you wrinkle your nose

Or even gave a passing glance

To what you have in those pants

Because my dear, no work tonight

Means I’ve got your cock in my sight

So smile as you read and look away

I’m going to suck that cock today