So tell me Mr. Numbers Guy, you’re so good with this and I’m so bad so school me. I’m not good with math, please help me understand it.

Exactly how many were there? How many times did you step out on me?

Note: I didn’t say cheated, cus definitions here are vague. I want to know how many times you searched outside the marriage for companionship.

How many times did you try and create a bond with someone that was sexual? Or romantic? Or possibly one or both but you’re not sure? So you have to pursue it, but how many times? How many women have you let think you cared for them, when you were telling me you were faithful? How many times would you have cheated if you were addorfed the chance?

I want to know them so at least I can start to know this person whom I never have met, and know how many of my friend’s cryptic “your man is in my DM’s” posts are meant for me. I imagine it’s awkward for them when I like them on Facebook.